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8 Bizarre, Intriguing Documents The NSA Just Declassified

It was spring-cleaning time at the NSA, who dropped a staggering 50,000 pages of declassified documents into the hands of the National Archives. A lot’s on the mundane side – so here are the best looking eight:

1607 17-May-1948 SLIDE TUB

This sounds like a comedy, or perhaps some sort of summer kiddie pool type thing. Either way, I would like to know more about this post-war tub.

2884 31-Dec-1950 MISCELLANEOUS PAPERS PERTAINING TO THE ENIGMA

We’re assuming this means the WWII Enigma Machine, but what if it’s just a giant existential quandary the NSA was grappling with? Who stole President Truman’s pants?

7102 26-Oct-1945 N-3300 SCHEMATIC

I’m just going to assume this was a really cool classified roller coaster tyre swing.

48523 16-Jan-1962 HARVEST FILES: TRACTOR ENGINEERING SPECIFICATION

HOLY COW this must have been a boring report to write – although “Harvest Files” sounds sort of quaint and pleasant.

15871 1-Nov-1965 SLINGER SYSTEM MACHINE PROCESSOR FOR SOVIET SIGNAL TENSIL

Now this is more like it! Almost every noun in this document sounds exciting.

15870 12-Nov-1964 SIESTA PROJECT: DATA BASE RETRIEVAL AND CRAWL SYSTEM EVALUATION

This just sounds like a really overly technical account of some spy’s nap, or the name of an avant-garde Spanish tapas restaurant.

7163 22-Jul-1946 SHORT BROWN LIST

You open this report, you know exactly what to expect. That’s the American Way.

1022 15-Jul-1946 CHINESE PERSONS, SP-

There’s absolutely no way this report wasn’t incredibly racist.

[NSA via FAS]

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