Osama Had A Large Stash Of Digital Porn Movies At Home

According to US officials speaking on condition of anonymity, Osama bin Laden had a “fairly extensive” stash of “modern” high quality porn at his hideout in Abbottabad. But, if he didn’t have Internet, how did it get there?

Most probably, one of Osama’s cronies sneaked the porn material into the house just like they sneaked his emails, using a thumb drive or perhaps they just bought their DVDs at Scoreland (NSFW) and got them delivered to a PO Box. Who knows.

US Officials can’t confirm whose porn stash was it or if bin Laden used the porn himself. Other officials said it’s not uncommon to find digital porn in this kind of hideouts. It seems that someone in there can’t wait to die a martyr and get his 40 virgins. Or not so virgins. Maybe they only watched lesbian porn. [Reuters]

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    bugwan

    Saturday, May 14, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    Tweeted by Steve Martin yesterday:

    “Bin Laden porn videos included “I Can See Your Nose,” and “Is That a Toe I See.””

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    Jack

    Saturday, May 14, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    I thought he’d be watching terrorist porn.
    IIRC there was an odd 60 minutes cover of it.

    It’s like bondage, with more violence and more violence.
    More violence, and horror like theme.

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    Steve

    Saturday, May 14, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    “Planted!”

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    Joe Magic

    Monday, May 16, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    Give the guy a break. He had to do something while the PSN was down

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