Public Libraries Are Havens For Porn And Wankers

So you need a porn fix and your internet connection is down. What do you do? If you’re a dirty perv and happen to live in Queensland, it seems that you head to the local public library, download some hardcore stuff and start flogging your junk.

Christine Kellett from the Brisbane Times is reporting that there have been “less than a dozen” cases in recent months where dirty old men have been caught fondling their manbits in the public libraries of the Sunshine Regional Council. Because the libraries don’t use any porn filters on their internet connected PCs, access to the heavy stuff is easy. Curiously, the police have never been called to deal with any library masturbators, with the librarians seemingly opting to address the issue themselves.

While it seems like a statement of the bleeding obvious, we here at Gizmodo would like to take this opportunity to publicly state that juicing your carrot is never acceptable in public libraries.

[Brisbane Times]