Monster Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones Now Available In Oz
Originally I was going to write this post about the local launch of the Monster Beats headphones in rap-format – you know, because of the whole Dr. Dre connection – but then I realised that doing so would not only offend any rappers with an inkling of talent out there, but also the global white population for such a terrible attempt at humour. So instead, I decided to write about the Australian arrival of the Dr. Dre Beats headphones in the only poetic artform my heritage as any experience in: The Limerick.
The Monster Beats ‘phones from Doc Dre
Can be picked up in stores from today
For 600 bucks
They’ll quieten trucks
So pick up a pair, don’t delay
Terrible, I know. But trust me – the rap would have been MUCH worse.
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Comments
holy crap that was the worst limerick ever. you could have seperated it into different lines so the reader could decipher this piece of garbage better but wow that was bad like bad as in if there was a unversity course for being bad at limericks you would be a proffesor. wow thats bad i expected better limericks from you gizmodo,
Surely your heritage qualifies you for semi-coherent drunken rants, a fine art form in itself . . .
@Angus – Too true, but it’s a bit early on a Monday morning for a drunken rant. Maybe after lunch…
@Komandoe – Hey, I readily admit that mine was bad. But come on then, show me how a decent limerick on the Beats headphones would go…
these headphones are so pricey
so you know they are not dicey
they will stop sound
and look very round
and dont forget the warranty.
please dont hurt me mr article writer
I have no comment on the rap but I do have a comment on the headphones. I’ll stick to my audiophile headphones than buy something similar to Bose, thank you.
Here’s another possibility: If you’re craving some phat monster beats/Then set Dr Dre for repeats/Plug in his fresh cans/Then raise up your hands/And flick Kanye West to the streets