Originally I was going to write this post about the local launch of the Monster Beats headphones in rap-format – you know, because of the whole Dr. Dre connection – but then I realised that doing so would not only offend any rappers with an inkling of talent out there, but also the global white population for such a terrible attempt at humour. So instead, I decided to write about the Australian arrival of the Dr. Dre Beats headphones in the only poetic artform my heritage as any experience in: The Limerick.
The Monster Beats ‘phones from Doc Dre
Can be picked up in stores from today
For 600 bucks
They’ll quieten trucks
So pick up a pair, don’t delay
Terrible, I know. But trust me – the rap would have been MUCH worse.
[ehifi]
komandoe
November 17, 2008 at 10:51 AM
holy crap that was the worst limerick ever. you could have seperated it into different lines so the reader could decipher this piece of garbage better but wow that was bad like bad as in if there was a unversity course for being bad at limericks you would be a proffesor. wow thats bad i expected better limericks from you gizmodo,
Report PermalinkAngus Kidman
November 17, 2008 at 11:12 AM
Surely your heritage qualifies you for semi-coherent drunken rants, a fine art form in itself . . .
Report PermalinkNick Broughall
November 17, 2008 at 11:22 AM
@Angus – Too true, but it’s a bit early on a Monday morning for a drunken rant. Maybe after lunch…
Report PermalinkNick Broughall
November 17, 2008 at 11:28 AM
@Komandoe – Hey, I readily admit that mine was bad. But come on then, show me how a decent limerick on the Beats headphones would go…
Report Permalinkkomandoe
November 17, 2008 at 12:03 PM
these headphones are so pricey
Report Permalinkso you know they are not dicey
they will stop sound
and look very round
and dont forget the warranty.
komandoe
November 17, 2008 at 12:08 PM
please dont hurt me mr article writer
Report PermalinkZephyr
November 17, 2008 at 12:16 PM
I have no comment on the rap but I do have a comment on the headphones. I’ll stick to my audiophile headphones than buy something similar to Bose, thank you.
Report PermalinkAngus Kidman
November 18, 2008 at 6:53 AM
Here’s another possibility: If you’re craving some phat monster beats/Then set Dr Dre for repeats/Plug in his fresh cans/Then raise up your hands/And flick Kanye West to the streets
Report PermalinkBne
February 11, 2010 at 6:27 PM
Hey, where can I buy a pair in Melbourne city??
Report PermalinkThe Truth
June 28, 2010 at 1:54 PM
Read more reviews on this apparently they are not built to last. No durability in construction. 4 out 4 pple complain about them snapping – http://store.apple.com/au/reviews/TX669LL/A?mco=MTcwNzE1NDg
On the other hand, You can overlook above if you put them on in extra Slow Motion and cross your fingers you get muscle spasms.
And the price has gone down now to about 270 RRP
Report Permalinkdonvik
May 16, 2011 at 11:03 AM
What a Rip off. These headphones are worth $299 USD.
Report PermalinkEven with a lousy exchange rate and shipping charges you’re better off buying them online.