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xXx: Return of Xander Cage is the most ridiculous, lightning-paced, borderline-unintentionally hilarious movie I've seen in as long as I can remember.

Warning: this review is spoiler free, but does contain far more pure, unabashed joy than anyone could reasonably expect from a cheesy spy film critique.

Predicting the future is near impossible -- but that doesn‘t stop us all from having a red hot go. Human beings have been predicting the future since the beginning of history and the results range from the hilarious to the downright uncanny.

One thing all future predictions have in common: they‘re rooted in our current understanding of how the world works. It‘s difficult to escape that mindset. We have no idea how technology will evolve, so our ideas are connected to the technology of today.

xXx: Return of Xander Cage is the most ridiculous, lightning-paced, borderline-unintentionally hilarious movie I've seen in as long as I can remember.

Warning: this review is spoiler free, but does contain far more pure, unabashed joy than anyone could reasonably expect from a cheesy spy film critique.