This year, over a hundred million people shouted and flailed at flashing screens, completely engrossed by the "Super Bowl", a live Lady Gaga concert bookended by scenes of strong, spandex-clad men amassing in huge, sweaty piles, hoping to "score points" to "win". Those hundred million people inevitably consumed far more food than they usually do. Some went to the hospital, as common sense and an underwhelming new study predicted.