As popcorn movies go, there's not much to complain about with Steven Spielberg's massive 1993 blockbuster, Jurassic Park -- except when it came to all the crappy dino merchandise that flooded stores. But none of it was as questionable as these obscenely expensive Jurassic Park hoodies and tees Dolce & Gabbana is now selling.
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It's a good idea to make sure your affairs are in order before beaming down to a mysterious new planet wearing a red Starfleet uniform, but what if you were wearing a pre-damaged uniform first? Maybe whatever aggressive alien race you were about to face would assume you'd already been phasered to death, and leave you alone.