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The blockbuster sequel to the blockbuster Jurassic Park reboot is currently grossing a zillion dollars, but did you notice how everyone in the movie was an imbecile? Their actions may be confusing, but don't worry - my patented Spoiler FAQ has all the answers to the movie I have retitled Jurassic World: Idiot Buffet.

Did you see Michael Bay's fifth movie in the disturbingly profitable Transformers franchise this weekend? Did you have a question about it, besides "Why is this movie about giant robots and explosions so boring?" Our patented Spoiler FAQ has all the answers you need and also probably several you didn't.