Tagged With milk

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Napoleon Dynamite takes a sip from a tall jar of milk, then sets it down next to two other jars. He points. "The defect in that one is bleach." "That's correct," says a judge from FFA, the agricultural education organisation. He sips another. "This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch."

Almost the exact same scene took place in Spain last year. Except the scientists fed the cows onion extract intentionally to reduce the methane in their farts and burps.

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Refrigerated pasteurised milk typically lasts about two to three weeks before turning into a wretched hive of scum and villainy. A new process developed by researchers at Purdue University extends the shelf life of milk up to 63 days — and without the benefit of added chemicals.

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Tired of spending cash on your streaming service? Have yourself a shiny Samsung phone? Good news: your days of paying for an awesome radio service are over. Samsung's Milk Music platform launches in Australia today.

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Do you keep your butter in the refrigerator? You do? Stop it. Stop it right this second. You're ruining your butter experience and making your toast taste like failure. Let me tell you why.