Tagged With lies

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Doctors have this nasty habit of asking a lot of questions, many of which make us uncomfortable or self-conscious. So we bluff. A lot. Here are 10 typical lies we tell our doctors, and why these seemingly innocuous fibs are hazardous to our health.

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Everybody lies. We can't help it. We exaggerate details to seem more fun, we highlight specifics to get more sympathy, and we fish for other people's reactions to make us feel better. And with the social media handcuff we lock onto ourselves everyday with our phone addiction, we lie even more on the Internet to cull for likes and hearts and thumbs ups. Reality isn't real anymore but a highly curated photo feed of who we want to pretend to be.

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Kim Kardashian released an app called Kimoji this week. The app gives people who pay $2.99 for it a set of illustrated references to the television personality's life — a rounded, be-thonged thumbnail of her arse; her crying face; the word "BASIC". But that's not what this blog post is about. This blog post is about the truth.

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The myth of the 'base tan' needs to die. Like Bonnaroo and thongs, the concept of the base tan reappears every year and gets enthusiastically endorsed by a subset of confused people with dubious hygiene standards.

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Drones are no longer cool. I know this because a brand has now tried to shoehorn one into a TV spot, in a lame attempt to make its ad go viral. And worst of all, the title is all wrong: this isn't drone football. Not even close.

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This past Friday, I mentioned that I was trying to get the new Twitter web client. My colleague and noted internet deviant Mat Honan graciously offered to pop in the workaround for me if I'd send him my password. I was in a rush to get to a meeting, so unaccountably, I agreed. Big mistake.