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Here’s What Happened When Computers Tried Naming Metal Bands
Remember when metal band names were good? Names like RATT and Poison and Mötley Crüe elicited the perfect image: Slick, sweaty men licking their guitars while wearing tight leather pants and acid washed jeans, wagging their hair-sprayed manes and rocking out harder than any of us so-called millennials could even imagine.