You think you have it rough because you spent the weekend eating tequila-soaked watermelon? That's Just Juice compared to what Saturn's moon Enceladus has been steeping itself in. Astronomers have spotted the organic molecule methanol surrounding the icy moon. Methanol, in case you forgot, is a highly toxic form of alcohol that can literally leave you blind -- but after millions of years, we'd wager Enceladus' tolerance is pretty high.