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Predicting the future is near impossible -- but that doesn‘t stop us all from having a red hot go. Human beings have been predicting the future since the beginning of history and the results range from the hilarious to the downright uncanny.

One thing all future predictions have in common: they‘re rooted in our current understanding of how the world works. It‘s difficult to escape that mindset. We have no idea how technology will evolve, so our ideas are connected to the technology of today.

Disney's Descendants is a modern Disney Channel Original Movie classic -- and by classic, I mean it is both delightfully campy and a clear and craven attempt to mine the old animated movies for more money. It's basically High School Musical meets Once Upon a Time, except none of the lip-syncing actually matches the soundtrack, which will slowly drive you mad once you notice it. And now the fashion choices of its stars, all children of classic Disney villains, are even more dire.