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Exxon Mobil CEO Darren Woods claps at the New York Stock Exchange in 2017. It's unclear when he'll be invited back. (Photo: Richard Drew, AP)

Exxon Ends 92-Year Run on Dow Jones

Spending 92 years doing anything is an accomplishment, so let’s cheers to Exxon Mobil Corp., which spent more than nine decades as a member of the Dow Jones Industrial Average, pillaging the planet, lying about climate change, and making rich people even richer.