rants
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I’m Sick Of Big Flashy Phone Launches
These days it seems as though the big phone companies have to have a big, grandiose product launch for their newest range of expensive phones. Apple, Google, Samsung, Huawei, OnePlus and the rest. They all rent out a big stage somewhere, cart in a bunch of audience members, and show off on stage while a…
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Sit Your Arse Down When Your Flight Is About To Depart, You Absolute Reprobates
You travesties of flesh and bone. You absolute cretins. You horrible, terrible excuses for humanity. Sit the hell down when your plane is about to take off.
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It’s Lame That Jim Carrey’s ‘Crappy’ Car In Bruce Almighty Was A Datsun 280Z
Yesterday evening, I was where I usually wind up after hours: On my couch, watching movie that I’ve already seen before. The film of choice was Bruce Almighty. It’s fine, has a few funny points, but importantly, doesn’t demand your full attention. I did, however, notice whoever decided the main character’s “crappy” car should be…
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The Last Jedi Killed My Childhood, And That’s Exactly Why It’s Great
The response to The Last Jedi has been divisive to say the least. Some love it because it takes Star Wars in a bold new direction; some hate it for the same reason. While I enjoyed a great deal of the film, it profoundly depressed me, and here’s why: The Last Jedi killed my childhood,…