penises
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Tar Sands Pollution Is Giving Otters Limp Dick
Otters’ dick game is getting weaker, and toxic oil waste products are to blame, according to a new study in the journal Chemosphere. By dick game, I mean their actual penis bones, which are getting more brittle. This might sound like it’s just bizarre clickbait, which, yes. But it’s also actual science, and it’s genuinely sad.
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Professor Ends Penis-Size Study Soliciting 3600 Dick Pics, Citing ‘Public Reaction’
A professor at Missouri State University has halted a study on the relationship between penis size and self-esteem following an enormous public response she says has compromised the reliability of her research.
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Dick Doctors Need To Stop Dicking Around Online
If you trust a doctor with information about your urinary tract or penis, you probably don’t want them talking about you online. You probably hope that their online presence is devoid of most unprofessional behaviours, in fact.
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This Penis Implant Gives You A Boner When You Heat It Up
For years, men suffering from erectile dysfunction were told to reach for the little blue pill. But if that fails, what’s left? An inventive application of elastic “memory metal” is being used to create a penile implant to help men regain control of their bodies. 2016: Shitty year for everyone else, actually not a bad…