mass media in the united states

  • The Feds Are Looking Into Ozy Media: Report

    The Feds Are Looking Into Ozy Media: Report

    Ozy Media, the scandal-ridden media org that is somehow, miraculously still alive, is now being investigated by federal authorities. The New York Times reported this week that both the Justice Department and the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) have opened investigations into the company.


  • Watermelons on Mars TKTKTK [DO NOT PUBLISH]

    Watermelons on Mars TKTKTK [DO NOT PUBLISH]

    It’s unfortunate that delicious watermelons are not currently among those species known to be native to Mars. Thankfully, neither are cops. So a story the New York Times published on Tuesday stating that, contrary to expectations, police had found watermelons on the Red Planet was sort of a mixed bag even if the story wasn’t…