low stakes internet mysteries

What the Fuck Is My Wifi Password?

What the Fuck Is My Wifi Password?

I don’t really know how it happened, or why a thing with no moving parts suddenly fails catastrophically, but my modem shit the bed.

Dr. Phil’s ‘Big Knife’ And ‘Small Wife’ Are Both False

Dr. Phil’s ‘Big Knife’ And ‘Small Wife’ Are Both False

Maybe I’m alone here, but almost two months later, I’m still thinking about a truly haunting tweet from America’s favourite unlicensed counselor, Dr. Phil McGraw. If you’ve forgotten it—as I have tried to, repeatedly, with no success—the tweet simply stated, “BIG KNIFE! SMALL WIFE!”