kate middleton

  • The Worst Royal Wedding Merchandise Offenders

    Every marketing manager and his dog has dreamt up a little royal wedding cash-cow in time for the nuptials tomorrow. But which gift should you buy – either to send to the newlyweds, or to sheath in plastic wrap and bury under your bed for the grandchildren, who’ll only wrinkle their noses and toss it…


  • The Royal Wedding: Not In 3D

    Despite being steeped in gross fruitcake tradition, great measures are being taken to ensure that the upcoming royal wedding will take full advantage of every technological convenience of the digital age. Facebook will update us, iTunes will sell the soundtrack, and Anderson Cooper’s holographic form will hover above the proceedings like a ghostly guardian angel.