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Here’s What Happened When Computers Tried Naming Metal Bands

Here’s What Happened When Computers Tried Naming Metal Bands

Remember when metal band names were good? Names like RATT and Poison and Mötley Crüe elicited the perfect image: Slick, sweaty men licking their guitars while wearing tight leather pants and acid washed jeans, wagging their hair-sprayed manes and rocking out harder than any of us so-called millennials could even…

Second City’s Leak Of The ‘iPhone 6’ Is Perfect

Second City’s Leak Of The ‘iPhone 6’ Is Perfect

iPhone 6 day is (probably) right around the corner and we’re all aching for as much early detail as we can scrape up. DOLDO411 is the latest to bust out an in-depth (and hilarious) scoop, but this is one that not even TMZ could confuse for the real thing.