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Did You Ever Want to Hug the Disembodied Torso of Jason Momoa?

Did You Ever Want to Hug the Disembodied Torso of Jason Momoa?

Look, we’ve all been there. Pondering. Waiting. Watching that water shot from Justice League on loop and yearning to somehow transmute into a liquid state. We yearned: Oh, how I wished I could own an honestly quite creepy in its accuracy lifesize bust of Jason Momoa as Aquaman in the…

Everyone’s a Smurfhole or a Smurfdamned Idiot on This Smurfed-Up Smurfs Episode

Everyone’s a Smurfhole or a Smurfdamned Idiot on This Smurfed-Up Smurfs Episode

Although they’re usually considered jokes nowadays, the tiny Smurfs are titans of pop culture. I’m not talking about those three live-action/CG movies that came out last decade, although they made a cool billion collectively. I’m talking about the ‘80s cartoon that ran from 1981-89, had 272 episodes, and has been…

The Worst Episode of the GoBots Cartoon Knew Exactly How Bad It Was

The Worst Episode of the GoBots Cartoon Knew Exactly How Bad It Was

Oh, the GoBots. That poor, ridiculous, terrible toyline and animated series that somehow managed to be a crappy knock-off of the Transformers, despite the fact that both the toys and the Challenge of the GoBots cartoon came out before Transformers. While I’ve talked about how the action figures sucked before,…