If you’re a white male aged over 35 with slightly feminine features, maybe you do! Taken from a sample of 500 Runescape players, this composite rendering gives us the best look yet at what a normal, generic, everyday gamer actually is.
Looks like all those sleepless nights cosied up next to the tender warmth only an Xbox can provide have finally paid off. For you, noble Xbox user, have officially been crowned the Sexy Time Champ.