Look, I’m a straight woman with the maturity level of a 13-year-old boy. I am willing to admit that maybe — maybe — I sometimes see phalluses where they don’t exist. But this thing totally looks like a dick, right?
If you trust a doctor with information about your urinary tract or penis, you probably don’t want them talking about you online. You probably hope that their online presence is devoid of most unprofessional behaviours, in fact.