Once-great computer company HP wants to get out of the computer business but has no concrete plan how or when and, oh by the way, also wants to sell you this computer. Sadly, it’s not called the Death Rattle. It has Ethernet.
It’s cool, I understand that old people have trouble understanding new technology (*cough* Senator Grassley *cough*). But when it’s your job to understand and make BINDING LEGAL RULINGS on technology, you have to at least know the difference between iOS and Windows 7.