What happens when Ferris Bueller tries to recreate is famous day off 25 years later. A lot things that’ll make you laugh, sure, but none as funny as how impossibly old you’re going to feel after watching this.
Before we all float up into the air—get left behind to endure famine, plague, pestilence, and cable networks showing nothing but Ricki Lake Show episodeds on repeat—let’s use our remaining ours to make fun of hipsters. Aaaaahhhhh. Rapture.
When badass Michelle Rodriguez joins in a pillow fight, well, that pillow fight gets dangerous. You’ll think it’s sexy, and then you’ll just need a hug.