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Happy Birthday Walker, Texas Ranger !

Happy Birthday Walker, Texas Ranger !

Our beloved Chuck Norris who you might know as the karate fighting, cowboy hat wearing, roundhouse kicking, orange hairing and all around bad arse mother fucker is 69 today! On behalf of everyone at Giz, we wish Chuck Norris a very happy birthday. We felt it’d be fitting to celebrate…

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

Great Wall 5 is the codename for China’s Summer Olympics anti-terrorist operations. They say they will use “police forces, the People’s Armed Police, the People’s Liberation Army and the health, environmental protection, meteorology and transportation departments,” but I can also see flamethrowers, SWATs on Segways, anti-aircraft missiles, emergency response teams…