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Welp, We Need To Update Godwin’s Law

Welp, We Need To Update Godwin’s Law

Godwin’s Law is one of the oldest laws of the internet. Attorney Mike Godwin invented it back in the 1990s, and it goes as follows: “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.”

Sorry You Can’t Have Any More Sex Toys Because Of This Patent

Sorry You Can’t Have Any More Sex Toys Because Of This Patent

The dream of teledildonics, or having sex over the internet using remote-controlled sex toys, has been around since the 1990s. Every once in a while, new companies try to perfect the technology, so that you can enhance your sexting with a little something extra. But now the dream is about…