Spending $150 on an apron that’s bound to get splattered with grease and covered in stains sounds a little ridiculous, doesn’t it? Not when it makes you look like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles supervillain Krang.
Destructive dragons and damsels requiring rescue are a rare sight in modern society, but it’s always good to be prepared. This vintage chain mail butcher’s apron may not have been forged in the fires of Mordor, but it’ll do in a pinch.