Did you fly a jetpack over Los Angeles at approximately 914.40 m on Sunday? Some kind of tiny helicopter? Maybe a lawn chair with balloons tied to it?
This is your captain speaking. Dweeb alert! This is not a drill. Dweeb alert! That’s right, folks, there is a dweeb alert in effect on this aircraft.
It’s happened to all of us: You’re unexpectedly pressured to fly around in a military fighter jet despite your lack of aviation experience before you accidentally mash that eject button.