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John Mayer: The Laptop Bag

John Mayer: The Laptop Bag

Hey guys, John Mayer here. I just wanted to let you know about my new laptop messenger bag. Because when I’m not having lights-off sex with women you could only dream about or double-douching it with my Macbook Air. But it’ll work just fine with your piece of crap entry-level…

Seattle Flushes US$5 Million Automated Public Restrooms for Major Loss

Seattle Flushes US$5 Million Automated Public Restrooms for Major Loss

I thought automated public pay toilets were a sure thing. I mean, auto-cleaning, high-tech robo toilets that allow the occupant to remain inside for as long as they want, and then clean up all the evidence after the fact… what could go wrong?! Oh right, hookers and drugs, that’s what….