2020 election
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If You Can’t Beat Them, Make Some Shit Up About Them and Hope It Goes Viral
Your feeds are not currently full of news about the ongoing civil war between the Real American Front and the Alliance to Restore Democracy. In fact, there’s barely any Second American Civil War going on at all, which is to say that things could theoretically be going a lot worse after November 3 than your…
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Facebook Maybe Not Singlehandedly Undermining Democracy With Political Content, Says Facebook
In a dispatch from Facebook’s newsroom released Tuesday night, corporate executives sought to downplay the role partisan discourse plays in shaping the platform, stressing that political content makes up only about 6% of users’ newsfeeds and that ranking pages by which posts receive the most engagement is not necessarily a good metric to determine which…
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Tragic: Gun Manufacturers Temporarily Worth Slightly Less Due to Lack of Civil War
The November 2020 elections failed to culminate in the nightmare, worst-case scenario many onlookers feared, which is generally good news if you don’t happen to be a firearms manufacturer.
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Trump Launches New ‘Voter Fraud’ Hotline After Prank Calls Swamp Old Number
President Donald Trump’s grumpy gang of dipshits set up a new hotline over the weekend for Americans to report “voter suppression, irregularities and fraud” during last week’s presidential election. The old number was inundated with prank calls, and the Trump regime has pledged to keep changing the number if the pranks continue.