Ashley Feinberg
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10 Bizarre And Horrifying Sex Patents [NSFW]
Depending on who you talk to, the future of sex may be teledildonics. Or virtual reality. Or painfully hot fleshlights. But the one thing almost everyone can agree upon? The future of sex is not a pump-action dildo you strap to your chin. Nor is it any of these other bizarre, terrifying, and wonderfully weird…
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I Hope Miley Cyrus Made Entirely Out Of Emojis Is What I See When I Die
Emojis have hijacked our words, our social networks, and the general literacy of our nation’s youth. So while it feels like I should hate rapper Yung Jake’s absurdly skilled emoji-based portraits on principle alone — I can’t. They are grotesque, they are obscene, and they are incredible.
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YouTube Stars Will Interview Obama After His State Of The Union Address
Tweens! What are they thinking? What apps are they using? What drugs are they doing? Who are they voting for? Technically no one, because that’s illegal — but Obama doesn’t care. As with everything else in life, he just wants the tweens to like him. And to accomplish that, he’s going to be interviewed by…
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Idiot Thieves Stole PINs With An iPod Nano Covered In Duct Tape
Despite the repeated cries of tech bloggers everywhere, it would seem that the iPod isn’t actually dead; it’s just gone rogue. The newest ATM skimming scheme relies almost entirely on a MacGyver-ed version of your former, clickwheeled friend. How could you, iPod?