Matrix Resurrections Funkos Are the Plastic Avatars of Your Dreams and/or Nightmares

Matrix Resurrections Funkos Are the Plastic Avatars of Your Dreams and/or Nightmares
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What if, instead of going through life in the Matrix as the coolest version of you, you were a Funko Pop avatar instead? Probably a little less flexible for those bullet-time moves. Regardless, that’s the existence realised today as Funko has rolled out its first figures to celebrate the release of Lana Wachowski’s (give us a Lana Funko, you cowards!) The Matrix Resurrections starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, and more. Let’s fall down the ol’ rabbit hole, shall we?

Trinity Funko

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I cannot get over this fantastic sassy pose. By the by, unless otherwise noted, the Funko figures are available for pre-order wherever toys are sold.

Trinity Funko Boxed

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Looking forward to Trinity’s bullet-time pose Funko if I’m being honest.

Neo Funko

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Oh, Keanu Reeves! How is it possible you look this cool as a Funko?

Neo Funko Boxed

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I imagine there will be many Neo variants to come.

Neo Funko in the Matrix BAM Exclusive

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Speaking of variants, here’s the first of Neo from The Matrix Resurrections. It’s an exclusive at Books-a-Million, aka BAM. You can pre-order it now.

Morpheus Funko

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Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s Morpheus Funko looking smooth as hell.

Morpheus Funko Boxed

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I’m sure the floating sunglasses will come down the road.

Morpheus Funko Target Exclusive

There’s also already a Morpheus Funko variant, this one available for pre-order at Target.

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Morpheus Funko Target Exclusive Boxed

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Starting to wonder how many looks our new Morpheus gets in the film…

The Analyst Funko Walmart Exclusive

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Mr. Neil Patrick Harris’ character, known only as the Analyst right now, is a Walmart exclusive that comes with a black cat accessory and a protector case.

The Analyst Funko Walmart Exclusive Boxed

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Who do you think the Analyst really is? We’ll have until January 1, 2022 to guess, as that’s when The Matrix Resurrections will be released in theatres.