If last year was the year of firenado, it’s only fitting that this is the year of the coalnado.
Video surfaced on Wednesday of a huge vortex of coal bits being sucked into the sky in Elkhorn, West Virginia in the U.S. in what is surely the second swirl of the apocalypse. What I’m saying is we’re a locustnado and bloodnado away from the end times, my friends.
This is being nicknamed a "coalnado" — happening at a coal mine in Elkhorn, WV. Very similar to a dust devil — it's a dust/dirt-filled vortice, created by strong heating at the ground. Interesting video!????️: Randy Walters #wvwx pic.twitter.com/TwExjZEtj3
— Meredith Garofalo (@GarofaloWX) July 30, 2019
It’s tempting to name this an act of wrathful Old Testament-type god, but there’s a more likely scientific explanation for the more empirically-minded. The vortex of nightmares in the video may look like a tornado, but it actually shares more in common with dust devils.
Our first hint is the partially cloudy skies. Tornadoes form during supercell thunderstorms through a series of complex processes scientists are actually still working to understand. Dust devils ” or in this case, a coal devil ” form when the ground gets superheated compared to the air above it. That sends the hot air closest to the ground rising while cold air sinks, causing the rising warm air to turn and become a whirling devil.
With so much coal lying around absorbing the sun’s rays, it’s a safe bet that the ground was pretty toasty. And that’s likely what set the towering twister of nightmares in motion, sucking up bits of coal ash and dust with the rotating updraft. While the various types of devils can’t crank up to the strength of a tornado, their winds can still reach 97km/h, a speed at which I imagine taking a coal chunk to the head would be pretty dangerous.
The coalnado comes on the same week the Trump administration announced it was something called “freedom gas.”
All these factors will speed the climate crisis along. No word on when then bloodnadoes will start, though. Stay tuned.