All this talk about whether or not Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is problematic has obscured a very important question — i.e., what was actually wrong with Rudolph’s nose? Like, medically? Did no one ever think of taking him to a doctor, to see if there everything was OK with his nose, before being mean to him about it?
In case you yourself develop a glowing-red nose, after many years of regular-nosehood — we have, for this week’s