Finally, I Can Motorboat A Man’s Pillowy Pectorals

Finally, I Can Motorboat A Man’s Pillowy Pectorals

You ever look at the heaving bosom of a man – say Michael B. Jordan or Chris Hemsworth – and think “I want to grind up in there with my face for years and years?” Japanese artist Shirane apparently has. The artist, a recent graduate of the Ochanomizu Institute of Art in Tokyo, has launched a crowdfunding campaign on the site Motion Gallery for headless torsos in the shape of a hairless hunk.

Photo: Shirane (Motion Gallery)

With 56 days left, the campaign has already surpassed it’s goal of ¥450,000 ($5585) and is now at ¥744,000 ($9233). Presumably because everyone wants a fistful of fella.

According to the campaign’s page, Shirane created the pillow as part of her graduate project at art school. She was frustrated with the pillows currently available – which are all of busty anime women whose breasts share more in common with basketballs than the fleshy fat sacks human women lug about.

Shared images of her art project went viral in Japan and Shirane opted to create a crowdfund campaign. Now for as little as ¥10,000 ($124) you to can nestle in the sweet stuffy valley of man. Honestly, this pillow looks so good I can probably delete Tinder.

[Motion Gallery, h/t Sora News 24]