Free Fancy Porn: The Valentine's Day Gift You Deserve

Valentine's Day is here, and you know what that means. Yes, Hallmark cards and red roses will fly off the shelves and into your faces.

But what could be better than chocolates in and around your mouth? Your favourite side-piece, PornHub, continuing the yearly tradition of giving away premium access. You won't just get any old regular porn today. You'll get fancy porn.

Here's the (relatively safe for work link) where you'll need to gain free premium access to an entire Valentine's Day of watching other people bumping (not so) uglies.

Pornhub says you won't need to use your credit card, there's no conditions attached, and you'll see ad-free, higher quality streams with the premium content. You'll get 4K porn, VR porn and exclusive channels.

"Get stoked to spend this V-day with your new bae, Pornhub Premium," is the promise.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.