Uh, This Flat Earther’s Homemade Manned Rocket Launch Does Not Sound Totally Advisable

Uh, This Flat Earther’s Homemade Manned Rocket Launch Does Not Sound Totally Advisable

Sixty-one-year-old DIY enthusiast and stuntman “Mad” Mike Hughes is planning his first manned launch of a homemade, $US20,000 ($26,501) steam-powered rocket with “RESEARCH FLAT EARTH” written on the side this weekend, the Associated Press reported.

An Orbital ATK Antares rocket launches from a NASA facility in 2017. Photo: AP

According to the AP, Hughes says he expects his new rocket to hurl him through the skies above the Mojave Desert ghost town of Amboy at up to 800km/h for roughly 1.6km, attaining a peak altitude of 550m before it deploys two parachutes. Hughes is a proponent of the Flat Earth theory; the Research Flat Earth group is his main sponsor. Hughes does not “believe in science”, which he told the AP has “no difference” from science fiction.

“I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust,” he added. “But that’s not science, that’s just a formula. There’s no difference between science and science fiction.”

“If you’re not scared to death, you’re an idiot,” Hughes, who once reassured Ars Technica that he has a high IQ, told the AP. “It’s scary as hell, but none of us are getting out of this world alive.”

Adding to the already somewhat troubling nature of the launch, the event will simultaneously serve as the launch of Hughes’ California gubernatorial campaign (because sure, whatever). Though the AP said the event would be live-streamed on Hughes’ YouTube channel, his website says it will be “Available on Internet PPV“. It will take place between 2PM and 3PM on Saturday local time (Sunday 9AM to 10AM AEDT).

As Ars Technica noted, Hughes has done a lot of this kind of thing, winning a Guinness World Record in 2002 for jumping “102-feet [31m] in a Lincoln Town Car stretch limo”. He also survived a manned steam rocket flight in 2014, travelling 419m and earning himself three days of recovery from extreme g-forces and a rough descent, the AP wrote.

Videos of his prior test flights showed that the rockets did not explode in a cloud of steam in mid-air, which is good, but also did not exactly appear to be equipped with the latest-generation parachute technology.

Hughes certainly seems to be aware that blasting yourself into the sky is not something that most people would consider a particularly good idea, given possible outcomes such as being scalded by red-hot steam or smashing into the ground at lethal speeds. But he also seems pretty determined to do this, so I guess we all owe it to him to hope for the best possible outcome.