I do not have children. They seem like an awful lot of work and stress. I will say though that there are moments when I see a baby dressed up as, like, a turnip and think to myself, “Aw, that’s cute. Maybe having a baby would be fun. For like dress up.” Those moments are over now, though, because of this baby right here.
Image: Disney, Kimmie Kaspar Jones
Look at that baby. Look at that face. More importantly, look at that costume. That quality porg costume. Porgs are cute enough in their natural appearance in The Last Jedi, but this human baby/porg hybrid creature is next-level cute.
How are other parents (or those considering parenthood) supposed to compete with this baby? It’s not fair.