Great, Some Ninnyhammer Decapitated Velociraptors In Canberra

Great, Some Ninnyhammer Decapitated Velociraptors In Canberra
Image: ACT Police

Three life-sized velociraptor statues lost their heads to vandals on Saturday night, and ACT police are calling for information about what kind of science-hating pillock would do this sort of thing.

As reported by the ABC, the heads were sawn off at the National Dinosaur Museum where the statues were living safely behind a fence – they should have been fine just where they were, but no, a blockhead just had to intervene.

The heads of the three dinosaurs are still missing, and anyone with any information is urged to contact Crime Stoppers and report these cockwombles.