Saturn’s Moon Enceladus Has Toxic Booze On Its Breath

Saturn’s Moon Enceladus Has Toxic Booze On Its Breath

You think you have it rough because you spent the weekend eating tequila-soaked watermelon? That’s Just Juice compared to what Saturn’s moon Enceladus has been steeping itself in. Astronomers have spotted the organic molecule methanol surrounding the icy moon. Methanol, in case you forgot, is a highly toxic form of alcohol that can literally leave you blind — but after millions of years, we’d wager Enceladus’ tolerance is pretty high.

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Recently, a team of researchers at Cardiff University used ground-based telescopes to detect an “unexpectedly largemethanol signature in Saturn’s second outermost ring, called the E ring. The team was able to trace the molecule back to Enceladus, which happens to sit squarely inside the E ring and feed the ring material via its icy plumes. The detection suggests material from Enceladus’ plumes — which vent seawater, hydrogen, and simple organic molecules from a subterranean ocean — undergoes all sorts of chemical reactions once it’s spit out into space.

“Recent discoveries that icy moons in our outer Solar System could host oceans of liquid water and ingredients for life have sparked exciting possibilities for their habitability,” Emily Drabek-Maunder of Cardiff University, who presented the findings on July 4 at the National Astronomy Meeting, said in a statement. “But in this case, our findings suggest that that methanol is being created by further chemical reactions once the plume is ejected into space, making it unlikely it is an indication for life on Enceladus.” NASA’s Cassini spacecraft has previously detected molecules like methanol in Enceladus’ icy plumes, but this marks the first time a ground-based telescope has observed the stuff.

Researchers aren’t entirely certain why Enceladus is shrouded in a toxic booze haze — we explicitly told Enceladus not to chase Lime-A-Ritas with methanol, but here we are. The researchers suggest that gas from Enceladus has been caught by Saturn’s magnetic field, or dissipated from the plumes to regions much further out in the E ring.

Saturn’s Moon Enceladus Has Toxic Booze On Its BreathEnceladus is always the last one to leave the holiday party. (Image: NASA)

Enceladus is always the last one to leave the holiday party. (Image: NASA)

“Observations aren’t always straightforward,” Drabek-Maunder said. “To interpret our results, we needed the wealth of information Cassini gave us about Enceladus’s environment. This study suggests a degree of caution needs to be taken when reporting on the presence of molecules that could be interpreted as evidence for life.” (This includes pretty much any simple organic molecules, like methanol.)

Astrobiologists will continue to hunt for clues around the possibility of the Saturnian moon supporting life. In the meantime, will somebody please call Enceladus an Uber? This is getting embarrassing.