In Russia, there's currently an effort to paint fidget spinners as a devious plot by the opposition to "zombify" kids using "political technologies".
After transitioning from an obscure curiosity to a ubiquitous annoyance in record time, fidget spinners finally completed the 21st century novelty toy cycle this month, becoming something that could potentially burn down your house. According to local news reports, at least two Bluetooth-enabled spinners have now burst into flames while charging, may God have mercy on us all.
The man saying those silly quotes is Ruslan Ostashko, the editor in chief of the Putin-supporting news outlet, PolitRussia. As the New York Times reports, Ostashko appeared on Rossiya 24 for a special report on these devious devices that are corrupting children. "It is a mystery why it has become so popular in Russia right now," a newscaster said as he introduced the investigation. Why are these fidget things happening? Who is spreading them? The Putin opposition, that's who.
Spinners are popular around the world because they're fun to fiddle with. It appears that these broadcasters don't understand fun, because when they saw some of the young attendees of recent protests selling the toys under a banner that said, "Spinners from Navalny", it all made perfect sense.
Aleksei A. Navalny is one of the most prominent anti-corruption activists in Russia and because of that, he spends a lot of time in and out of gaol. The case against the spinner grew stronger when the investigate reporters discovered this clip of Navalny sitting in court back in May:
Boom. Right there. That's Navalny with a spinner.
What's more, the newscaster held up a spinner that he'd bought at a store for children in Moscow. It only featured English text, no Russian.
Ostashko told the reporter that this was an obvious ploy to pull children over to the dark side of politics. "Those who understand political technologies, they understand very clearly that this simple thing is controlling the masses," he said.
On Tuesday, Russia's consumer protection agency attempted to calm panicked parents by announcing that it will investigate the zombifying spinner. "Taking into consideration the anxiety among the community of parents and teachers, Rospotrebnadzor, in cooperation with child health research institutions, will study the effect spinners are having on children, including the possible negative impact," a spokesperson said.
There are a lot of strange and unsettling things going on with the investigation of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia in its efforts to influence the 2016 US election. There are also a lot of absolutely insane theories going around. Next time you hear something wild, search your soul and ask yourself if it would it sound as completely stupid as this does.
You can see the Russian report below: