Forget chocolates, tacky greeting cards, flowers that are technically already dead; Pornhub are giving the people what they really want this Valentine’s Day – free (premium) porn.
Nicely played, Pornhub.
Here’s the (relatively safe for work link) where you’ll need to head from 9am today to gain free premium access to a Valentine’s Day of watching other people bumping (not so) uglies.
Pornhub says you won’t need to use your credit card, there’s no conditions attached, and you’ll see ad-free, higher quality streams with the premium content.
“Get stoked to spend this V-day with your new bae, Pornhub Premium,” is the promise.
Your new bae.
Bae.
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.