On Wednesday an Arizona teen tweeted a video of her iPhone 7 Plus smouldering in its thick plastic case after it apparently exploded. Apple is “looking into it,” according to a company spokesperson.
“Dude, what the fuck?” Brianna Olivas, 18, softly exclaimed, her phone teeming with smoke in a video taken Wednesday morning. “Are you fucking serious right now?”
Olivas told Gizmodo that the day before the explosion, she went to the Sprint store (where she had purchased her phone in January) because it wouldn’t turn on. She explained the Sprint employee said her phone “looked weird when it turned on,” but after running diagnostics concluded everything was fine. It wasn’t.
Olivas said that her phone was working normally until the next morning when her boyfriend took her phone off the (Apple) charger and put it on her dresser. Then, in her own words (emphasis ours):
I was asleep with my phone charging next to my head, my boyfriend grabbed the phone and put it on the dresser. He went to the restroom … and from the corner of his eye he saw my phone steaming and [heard] a squealing noise. By the time he got over to the phone it had already caught fire, he quickly grabbed the phone and threw it in the restroom … as soon as he threw [it] in the restroom, it blew up and more smoke started coming out of the phone.
The teen said that Apple immediately replaced her phone, and is currently running tests to figure out exactly what went kaboom. An Apple spokesperson told Gizmodo, “We are in touch with the customer and looking into it.”
Olivas noted that the Apple Store Genius who examined her broken phone said he had “never seen anything like this.” But there might be some Apple execs tossing and turning tonight, drenched in sweat, haunted by nightmares of exploding Galaxy Note 7s transmogrifying into iPhones.
“All of this has been causing me really bad anxiety,” Olivas told Gizmodo. “It’s not severe, but my anxiety has never been this bad. My mother is involved and right now she’s just worried about making me feel better.”
While a battery explosion can result from a faulty repair or shady knockoff charger, Olivas told Gizmodo she always uses her Apple charger and didn’t have any issues with her phone until she took it to the Sprint store on Tuesday. Since neither Apple nor the phone’s owner have any idea why it burst into flames, it feels dishonest to speculate its causes.
2016, with its exploding Galaxy 7s and wild presidential election, was really just a test run. It’s 2017, baby. The reality is even more sinister than the hype. iPhones become bombs. The deranged, typo-ridden tweets is our most pressing national security concern, and they very well could set off our next world war. Nothing is safe. Nothing is sacred.