Make that “many things”.
Image: Captain America Flipeez Hat via Walmart
This hat was featured by Twitter user Ananth, with a pretty good explanation of why it looks like this:
au where the super soldier program went horribly wrong pic.twitter.com/lCYalnoS68
— ananth (@ananthhirsh) January 8, 2017
The replies have picked out a number of weird things going on here:
@ananthhirsh Insert your head D I R E C T L Y I N T O A M E R I C A ‘ S A S S
— Kendra W ✨ (@kendrawcandraw) January 8, 2017
@ananthhirsh i do not want captain america unbirthing me. bad
— toreesucks? (@toreesucks) January 8, 2017
@ananthhirsh IS YOUR FACE HIS TORSO AND CROTCH
— Anne E (@spinooti) January 8, 2017
Unfortunately, this thread does not cover that the arms are operated by squeezing the legs. Anyway, here’s another amazing photo of the hat, courtesy of the manufacturers:
Image: Captain America Flipeez Hat via Walmart
Less a majestic “when Captain America throws his mighty shield” moment than a confused “when Captain America waves his mighty shield” one.