Who knew that Yoda, Star Wars‘ true master of The Force, would be so damn scared of oceanside birds? Alas, that’s what we discover in Bad Lip Reading’s full-length Star Wars track, “SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now).”
The video takes clips from Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back and tells a story of Yoda trying to chill at the beach, except those damn seagulls keep picking at his knees and face. Luke Skywalker, like the whiny little shit he is, keeps bitching about Brenda until he tells Yoda his song was pitchy. In response, Yoda warns Luke not to go to sleep tonight. Damn, that would have been an even darker ending than Luke losing his hand.