The Only Thing The New X-Files Needed Was A Dog

Video: Maybe you were satisfied with the X-Files revival. Maybe, like me, you were not. Either way, it could have been better. Don’t believe me? Consider this: What if it had a dog?

Any dog, really. A large, ill-behaved agent in the Marmaduke vein could have greatly improved things, but even a small dog in the opening credits would have made a huge difference, as the above video proves.

According to Chris Carter, a script for a third X-Files movie has already been written. Here’s a tip, Chris: Next time around, don’t worry so much about the mythology and give the people what they really want (a cool dog).