Video: Life is all about compromises and trade-offs. The Useless Duck Company is back with a new and improved version of its automatic Toilet Paper Machine that's sure to save you a few precious seconds while in the bathroom, but the trade-off is that there's a very real chance you'll lose a finger or hand with this installed. No pain, no gain.
You'll Probably Lose A Finger, But This Toilet Paper Machine Makes Life So Much Easier
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