The Best And Worst Stuff In The New IKEA Catalogue

The Best and Worst Stuff in the New IKEA Catalogue

In the last few years, IKEA has shrugged off its false perception of a purveyor of cheap furniture and started selling some truly stunning stuff. For 2017, the Swedish flatpack furniture maker mixes classic and modern designs. But for every good-looking piece, there's a terrible one that some poor college student is going to get tricked into buying. All images: IKEA

Of course, knowing what I know about the company and its shady history, I can't help but wonder how some of this well designed home goods could be so cheap. I also can't believe how utterly impractical some of them are.

So here's a breakdown of best and worst items coming to the new IKEA catalogue. And good luck trying to find them in the maze that is every IKEA store on the planet.

The Best and Worst Stuff in the New IKEA Catalogue

BEST: Vallentuna three-piece sectional, $US1300 ($1,741)

If you like a little breathing room with your furniture, the modular design of the Vallentuna couch is just great. You can dance between colour, materials, sitting room, or storage for whatever your space requires. There's even a sofa bed module that will surely give your guests a good backache.


The Best and Worst Stuff in the New IKEA Catalogue

WORST: Barkaboda countertop, $US230 ($308)

With this wood countertop, the devil is in the details. Although it uses a solid wood on the outside, the rest is just a crappy particleboard core. Nah.


The Best and Worst Stuff in the New IKEA Catalogue

BEST: Knotten Standing Desk, $US150 ($201)

Yeah, IKEA has more technologically equipped standing desks than the Knotten, but I just love this little guy. That may be because I live in a cramped apartment in desperate need of a desk of any kind.


The Best and Worst Stuff in the New IKEA Catalogue

WORST: Sunnersta Mini Kitchen, $US112 ($150)

I'm all for cute, tiny spaces, but this kitchen is kind of impractical in almost every sense. I mean what could you really make in that kitchen? Maybe a salad...and a...I don't know...a mean PB&J? Pass.


The Best and Worst Stuff in the New IKEA Catalogue

BEST: Sunnersta Cart, $US30 ($40)

It's not all bad news. For only $US30 ($40), this simple little cart classes up your boozy parties on the cheap.


The Best and Worst Stuff in the New IKEA Catalogue

WORST: Gronadal Rocking Chair, $US250 ($335)

This is IKEA overtly gunning for the Pottery Barn crowd. One plus is that the chair is probably ultra lightweight so you can pick it up and put it wherever, but for $US250 ($335) it doesn't really have much going for it.


The Best and Worst Stuff in the New IKEA Catalogue

BEST: Varv Clamp spotlight, $US35 ($47)

For voracious readers, lamplight is crucial. But if you have no room for an end table, IKEA's clamp lights have always been great. The new brushed metal Varv also brings some much needed design chops to what have usually been pretty utilitarian fixtures. If there's one thing I'm getting most definitely, it's this guy (in silver).


The Best and Worst Stuff in the New IKEA Catalogue

WORST: Kvistbro storage tables, $US60 ($80)

The more you look at this seemingly attractive storage thingie, the less sense it makes. All those holes mean you can't put anything relatively small in there, and if you have a bunch of shit on the top, you have to take that all off to get to the stuff that's in the basket. It's also meant to display your storage, which is something I've never ever wanted to do.


The Best and Worst Stuff in the New IKEA Catalogue

BEST: Lixhult Cabinets, $US15 ($20) to $US35 ($47)

IKEA seems to be doubling down on modular furniture, and these Lixhult cabinets are the perfect example of why this approach is so smart. With different colours, sizes, and prices, you can mix and match these guys depending on your budget and decor. The vivid primary colour options are great for kids' rooms, and that neutral white is just plain classy.


WORST: Ändlös Candlestick, $US6 ($8)

The Best and Worst Stuff in the New IKEA Catalogue

I can't decide if this belongs in the apartment of an obsessed Hamilton fan or maybe some IKEA-influenced redesign of Slytherin's common room. Please do not buy this.

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