Today Stephen Hawking was making a big announcement about aliens or something. And in the middle of it, Hawking dropped a zinger that made me LOL.
"What makes human beings unique? Some say it's language or tools. Others say it's logical reasoning," Hawking said, teeing it up. "They obviously haven't met many humans."
I really want to watch Stephen Hawking do an hour-long standup special on HBO.
He continued dropping zingers left and right. On what we should do if we find intelligent alien life: "We should hope that they don't find us."
On what he expects alien life to look like: "Judging by the election campaign, definitely not like us."